Use your kink to your advantage!
Today, 10:43 PM
I thought you might get a kick out of this story........

I was speeding this morning on my way to work, 65 in a 35 zone, yikes!
To make matters worse, I was talikng on my cell phone, no ear plug.

Of course I got pulled over, of course I knew I was going to get a big, fat ticket. I was prepared for the worse.
So, with nothing to lose, I decided to let my kinky self come out for the interaction.

It went like this:

Occifer: "Well, you're in a big hurry this morning."

Kinky Kim: "Yes, Sir, sorry, I wasn't paying attention."

Occifer: "And you were talking on your cell phone."

Kinky Kim: "Sir, just hand cuff me now and take me away."

Occifer: <smiles wide through helmet and glasses>

Kinky Kim: "Truth be known, I actually quite like that sort of thing, Sir."

Occifer: <Bigger smile, slight shift in stance, wink wink>

Occifer walks to motorcycle, calls in to check for warrants, etc. returns to car window, driver side. Kinky Kim braces herself for the worst, bound to be at least $250.00 bucks, she thinks. Can't afford it, yikes. <Stays cool under pressure though>

Occifer: "You know in about a year that's gonna be illegal, (referring to cell phone use or the desire to be hand cuffed?, she wonders in silence), now you have a nice day, Hon.

Occifer drives off, Kinky Kim is gob-smacked! No ticky? How could that be, I didn't even deny I was speeding, I surrendered immediately, ready to accept my punishment.

Moral of the story:
If you got a kink, use it, you never know when it might be appreciated by someone else.

Occifer, if you're out there on tribe and see this post, PM me and give me my just desserts, please!

(True story, hand on hard on!)